Nightwing: Why'd you call us here, Tim?
Red Robin: Duke just hit a big milestone in Vigilante Bingo!
Nightwing: Oh yeah? What'd he get?
Red Robin: Send a super-villain back to Arkham by yourself!
Orphan: Nice.
Signal: Sorry, what's Vigilante Bingo?
Nightwing: It's just a little game we play.
Signal: What else do you guys keep score about?
Robin: Raise your hand if you've ever started your own superhero team.
Red Robin: Me too! Raise your hand if you've ever changed up your hero name.
Nightwing: Robin and Nightwing.
Orphan: Batgirl, Black Bat, and Orphan.
Red Hood: Robin and Red Hood.
Red Robin: Robin, Drake and Red Robin.
Orphan: Trained by assassins?
Signal: Well, that's not concerning.
Red Robin: I thought you trained with Deathstroke, Dick?
Nightwing: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Red Hood: Raise your hand if you've ever been murdered and come back to life.
Orphan: Me.
Nightwing: Are we counting the thing with the Crime Syndicate? I can never remember.
Red Hood: No.
Red Robin: I say yes.
Signal: Are you guys for real?
Red Hood: Happens more than you'd think.
Signal: Not sure I want to play this game anymore.
Nightwing: There are fun ones too!
Red Robin: Ooh, like--raise your hand if you've pulled a prank on Batman in the field.
Robin: Only because I was made an accomplice by Grayson. Exchanging father's smoke bombs for glitter bombs was idiotic.
Signal: Now that's a story I want to hear.
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