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Tuesday, May 7, 2024

Squatterbloat - The Sandman

A gatekeeper at one of Hell's many gates, the demon Squatterbloat is a rhymer with high standing and status in Hell's hierarchy.

When Dream of the Endless arrives in Hell to retrieve his helm of office, he mocks the Lord of Dream for being powerless, dismissing him as a mere soul who lost his way. Nevertheless, he lets the monarch pass, fearing repercussions from Lucifer. For his insolence, Dream hits him, sending him flying. 

At the behest of Etrigan the Demon, Squatterbloat returns to his duty at the gate, while he escorted Dream to Dis.

Lilith - Dead Boy Detectives: Season One

The former wife of Adam, Lilith is the first woman created by God, banished from the Garden of Eden for her refusal to be subservient to her husband. 

Becoming an all-powerful goddess in her own right, she became known as the goddess of blood, witches and wronged women. Appearing before those who called upon her, she would grant them boons of power and immortality, on the condition that they did not exploit or corrupt this gift for their own personal gain. To summon her, one must use an image of her. 

Among her worshippers was Esther Finch, a witch who had been driven from her homeland at Port Townsend after she killed her husband and his mistress. Granting her the immortality she craved, Finch grew to hate Lilith after realising that she had not been given eternal youth, believing that the goddess had tricked her. 

During a fight with Esther, Crystal Palace called upon Lilith to help defeat her former acolyte. Enraged that one of her own votresses would dare to defile her power, by sacrificing hundreds of little girls to sustain her vanity, she travelled to the mortal plane to personally deal with Finch. She dragged the screaming witch away, ending her hold over the town.

Gabrielle "Gabi" Kane - Batman: Wayne Family Adventures

The mother of Katherine - Kate - and Elizabeth - Beth - Kane and wife of Jacob Kane, Gabrielle "Gabi" Kane was an officer in the American armed forces. 

On their daughters’ twelfth birthday, she and her children were kidnapped. She was killed by her captors, leaving Kate to be cared for by her father. 

Elizabeth “Beth” Kane - Batman: Wayne Family Adventures

The twin sister of Katherine “Kate” Kane, Elizabeth “Beth” Kane was presumed dead after the sisters and their mother were kidnapped on their twelfth birthday.  

While their father, Colonel Jacob Kane managed to recover Kate, her captors passed her on to the Religion of Crime. She was groomed to become their operative, taking on the name “Alice.” 

The Spirit of Hunter - Dead Boy Detectives: Season One

The ghost of a dead teenager haunting his hometown of Port Townsend, Hunter and his friend Brad believed that they had been murdered. Seeking out the Dead Boy Detectives, they hoped to discover the truth surrounding their deaths and let their souls rest. 

While he initially came across as polite, good-natured and charming, it was soon revealed that this was an act. In life, he had been a cruel bully who had been responsible for numerous crimes, causing pain and suffering for his own amusement. Their actions even led to someone taking their own life. 

After it was revealed that Brad's girlfriend Maren had unintentionally killed them, he went on a hate-filled tirade, blaming his victims for their misfortune, since they were unable to "take a joke." 

Threatening to hurt Charles and Edwin, Hunter's words were cut short by an entity from Hell, which emerged from the ground and dragged him kicking and screaming to the infernal plane. There he would remain for eternity. 

The Spirit of Brad - Dead Boy Detectives: Season One

The restless spirit of a dead local sports star, Brad and his best friend Hunter sought out the Dead Boy Detectives, believing that there was foul play behind their passing. While appearing to be affable and friendly at first, it was soon discovered that he had many skeletons in his closet, destroying people's lives for his own pleasure and amusement. 

Amazed that Maren was responsible for killing them, Brad showed his true colours, coldly dismissing the pain he caused her as a joke. Getting into an argument with Charles, he blurted out that they were a success story in the city and were far better than their peers, since they had gotten accepted into U-Dub. 

With his unfinished business concluded both he and Hunter were dragged to Hell, there to be punished for all the hurt and suffering they had caused others in life. 

Hunter - Dead Boy Detectives: Season One

A star athlete and member of the state championship winners, the North Port Townsend Dragons, Hunter and his best friend Brad believed that they were far superior to any of their peers. Arrogant and with an inflated ego from his acceptance to U-Dub, he lorded his status over others.

While he was not as vicious as Brad, he was no less horrible, relishing in the chaos and heartbreak they left in their wake. 

Hunter would often leer at Brad's girlfriend Maren, something that Brad openly encouraged, even going so far as to send sexually explicit photos that Maren had taken for her boyfriend to him because he found her "hot." 

Desperate to get hold of his phone and delete the photos, before they could send them to the rest of the Dragons, Maren asked Brad and Hunter back to her place. There she spiked their beer with nail polish remover. Hoping it would act as a knockout drug, she was horrified to learn she had killed them. 

Unable to process what had happened, Maren called one of Brad and Hunter's victims' Ritchie, asking him to help dispose of their bodies. Eager to help, the pair made it look like alcohol poisoning. 

Believing there was foul play involved in his death, his spirit hired the Dead Boy Detective Agency to solve his murder.

Brad - Dead Boy Detectives: Season One

A member of the North Port Townsend Dragons, Brad was a popular jock who put on the pretence that he was a kind-hearted and caring gentleman. However, behind closed doors, he was a cruel bully responsible for destroying lives for his amusement. 

Among his victims were Shelby Kahn, his ex-girlfriend whom he drugged with GHB and then dumped after she failed her drug test and lost her scholarship; Ritchie, whom he got hooked on Adderall and cannabis; and Maren, his girlfriend with whom he shared sexually explicit content to Hunter. He would have shared these pictures with the rest of his teammates, had he not been poisoned by Maren, who accidentally killed him while trying to get a hold of Brad and Hunter's phones to delete them. She had only meant to knock them out. Horrified at what she had done, Maren called Ritchie and asked him to help her drag the bodies to The Dragon's Den. There they made it look as though the pair had died while celebrating their recent victory and acceptance into U-Dub. 

While he died from ingesting nail polish remover, his death was chalked up to alcohol poisoning. 

The restless spirits of Brad and Hunter sought out the Dead Boy Detectives, who were hired to investigate their deaths.

Heinrich Von Fuchs - Doom Patrol: Season Three

Based in Paraguay following the end of World War Two, Heinrich Von Fuchs managed an operation that gave people extraordinary metahuman abilities, at a high price.

In 1948, his operation was attacked and seemingly destroyed by Niles Caulder, taking both Von Fuchs and Eric Morden – his latest patient – out of commission. 

As an agent working in association with The Brotherhood of Evil, Fuchs’ defeat was a huge setback for the group.

Eric Morden - Doom Patrol: Season Three

A low-ranking and barely tolerated member of The Brotherhood of Evil, Eric Morden sought to make a name for himself after the group unceremoniously fired and replaced him with Monsieur Mallah.

Travelling to Paraguay in 1948, he took part in the illegal experiments of Heinrich Von Fuchs, paying a king’s ransom in exchange for superpowers. While the procedure was a success, it was interrupted by the arrival of Niles Caulder, almost killing Morden, and setting him on the path to becoming the nigh-omniscient threat; Mr Nobody.

Ultimax, aka The Brain, and Monsieur Mallah showed little concern for Morden’s welfare in the attack, choosing to focus instead on the defeat of Fuchs and his lucrative metahuman operation. They went on to refer to their former associate as “insufferable.” 

Maureen - Doom Patrol: Season Three

Employed by Ultimax, aka The Brain, Maureen was the receptionist at The Brotherhood of Evil’s headquarters during 1949, the height of the organisation's power. 

The Man-Bat Pandemic - Batman: Wayne Family Adventures

Between May 18th – 25th, 2023, Gotham City was overrun by mutated Man-Bat hybrids, infecting innocent citizens and adding them to their colony. Over the course of one week, most of the G.C.P.D fell to the virus, leaving only a handful of law enforcement officers to field emergency services.

Forced to retreat to the downtown police precinct, the head of the resistance movement, Commissioner Jim Gordon, ordered his men to secure the building while he reached out to the Bat Family for assistance.

While Gordon did his best to maintain order, Batman and his allies began working on manufacturing a cure for the epidemic. Needing more time to gather the necessary equipment, Batwoman volunteered to go ahead and protect Gordon’s team, arriving at the precinct just in time to fight off a Man-Bat.

Working with Detective Montoya, Batwoman’s ex-girlfriend, the pair cleared the building, making their way to the roof.

Although she was injured and exhausted from fighting off the feral bats, Batwoman was able to hold the building long enough for Batman to complete the antidote.

While the two cousins prepared to take back their city, Spoiler, Red Robin, and Signal distributed the cure to the G.C.P.D officers.

Within 48 hours, the infected citizens were cured of the virus.

Better and Brighter - Transcripts

Part One

Bernard Dowd: It was one of the best restaurants I've been to in ages. I can't wait to take you there, Tim!

Tim Drake: Bernard, we aren't even done with this date, and you're planning the next!

Bernard Dowd: I like making plans with you! I like the idea that you'll be sticking around.

Tim Drake: Me too.

Tim Drake: (I.M) I really want to hold his hand. Should I just go for it? But what if he doesn't want me to? Oh God, did I totally misread that? What if it was just an accident. Does he even LIKE holding hands? I mean, he would've said something if he wanted to hold hands. There would've been a signal or something. Unless us brushing hands WAS the signal? Oh no. Is it too late now? Did I miss it?

Bernard Dowd: Tim? Everything okay?

Tim Drake: Yep. All good! Oh, look! We're already at the movie theatre!

Bernard Dowd: Hey, whoa! Slow down!
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Red Robin: I can't believe I ran away from him. It was so embarrassing!

Batwoman: It's okay, kiddo. We've all been there.

Red Robin: Being with Bernard makes me so happy. I love spending time with him. But every time I try to make a move, or even think about making one, I start second-guessing myself. I thought I had OK dating instincts, but now I don't know! I mean, is dating guys anything like dating girls?

Batwoman: I am so not the person to ask that question to.

Red Robin: ... right. I shouldn't have bothered you with all this. I'm sure you've got more important stuff to do. I can figure it out on my own.

Batwoman: Just because you CAN figure something out on your own, doesn't mean you have to. Besides, I'm invested now. You two are adorable.

Red Robin: I'm not ... We aren't ...

Batwoman: We're going to talk this out properly, but I'm not going to sit out here in the cold while we do. *shivers* You coming?

Red Robin: Let's go!

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Part Two

Kate Kane: Okay, Tim. Hit me. What exactly is the problem?

Tim Drake: I keep overthinking things, Kate. I don't know if he's happy with the pace we're moving at, or if he wants us to move faster or slower, or ... I don't know. I just want everything to be perfect, you know? But I get so nervous around him!

Kate Kane: You two are dating, Tim. No matter how hard you try, it'll never be perfect. But that's just part of life. It's okay.

Tim Drake: I know. He just makes me so happy! I don't want to mess this up!

Kate Kane: Why do you think you'll mess it up?

Tim Drake: I always mess it up.

Kate Kane: Do you know what the best part of dating someone is?

Tim Drake: What?

Kate Kane: You never have to figure things out alone. If you want Bernard to be your partner, then treat him LIKE a partner. You don't know something? Ask him! You're a great detective, Tim. But this doesn't have to be a mystery for you to solve alone. Tell Bernard what you're feeling. Let him help you. He's not a mind reader ... Wait. He's not a mind reader, right?

Tim Drake: What? Oh. No.

Kate Kane: Right. Just checking. You never know.

Tim Drake: Okay. You're right. I'll talk to him. Thank you, Kate. For listening and ... well, everything really. Everyone has been super supportive, but you're the one I feel like I can talk to about this. I don't know what I'd do without you.

Kate Kane: You'd be all right. I know you would be. I'm so proud of you, kiddo.
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Bernard Dowd: I'm so glad you called! I know your schedule can be pretty busy.

Tim Drake: Spending time with you is important to me. ... Hey, Bernard? Do you like holding hands? Because I really want to hold your hand, but I don't know if YOU want that and I just want to make sure that you're comfortable and ---

Bernard Dowd: Tim.

Tim Drake: Yeah?

Bernard Dowd: I'd love to hold your hand.

Tim Drake: Cool.

House of Dorian - Transcripts


















Emile Dorian: Unbelievable! Lightning to free me. A freakish storm to cover my escape. The very elements conspiring to help me exact revenge! And on my birthday, no less! What are the odds?

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Batman: I had to go to Nepal in a hurry. Anything I should know about?

James Gordon: Yes. We still don’t know how, but Emile Dorian escaped from Arkham a week ago. Some kind of biochemist, isn’t he?

Batman: A brilliant biochemist. And a sick man. He mutated human beings into animal-like creatures. Almost did the same to Catwoman on that island laboratory of his.

James Gordon: We’ve checked the island - it’s deserted. Some of the men got spooked, claimed they heard noises, but…

Batman: Dorian won’t go far. He’ll want revenge.

James Gordon: Hmm, I know I don’t have to say it but be …careful.
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Emile Dorian: Kirk Langstrom, my old colleague.

Kirk Langstrom: Who? ... Dorian?

Emile Dorian: Ah. It’s good to see that I’m not forgotten by my peers. After all, it’s been some years since we worked together.

Kirk Langstrom: W-What do you want?

Emile Dorian: Why, nothing, Kirk. Nothing at all. Except for you to remain very still.

Kirk Langstrom: *Dorian injects Kirk with some of his Man-Bat formula* Ahhh!! Dorian… Run. I can’t… c-control…

Emile Dorian: “C-C-Control” what Langstrom? Your alter ego? Not to worry, old boy. I’ve modified your little “mutagen.” Now your will belongs to me … The power of the Man-Bat is mine. Go! Find Batman! Find him and bring him to me! I do hope he doesn’t injure Batman’s neck. I’m so looking forward to the screaming.
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Anthony Romulus: Dorian! Doctor Emile Dorian! Please answer me! I have money! I’ll pay you anything! You must help me, Dorian! You’re my last hope! … The moon! It’s too late! No - OOOO

*Romus transforms into a werewolf. He howls at the moon*
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Tygrus: Unnh… I apologize for not answering. I didn’t know you were… like me. I am Tygrus. I welcome you to my island.

Anthony Romulus: You-- You’re one of Dorian’s creations, aren’t you? Please take me to him! I have to see him!

Tygrus: He’s not here. No one is. They all left for Gotham months ago - Batman, Father… …Selina…

Anthony Romulus: Do you know where in Gotham? Can you help me find him?

Tygrus: I could find him… …but the city is a cold, dead place. I don’t belong there.

Anthony Romulus: Wait… Selina? Selina Kyle? The Catwoman? She’s a celebrity-- I know where she lives. Help me find Dorian and I’ll take you to her. Wouldn’t you like to see her again?
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Batman: Several pharmaceutical houses have been robbed over the last week. The stolen ingredients could be combined into one of Dorian’s mutagens.

Alfred Pennyworth: *over radio* Most distressing. Have you any idea of his current whereabouts?

Batman: No. I’ve been so busy with our Nepalese “problem” that I haven’t had a chance-- I’ll get back to you, Alfred.

Man-Bat: Screech!!!

*Causes the Batmobile to crash. Batman climbs out of the wreckage only to be snatched away by Man-Bat*
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Emile Dorian: Hello? Hello? The one in the middle. Focus …that’s it. You’ve got quite an impressive constitution, Batman. A body like yours could withstand the most… severe mutations. Perhaps that’s what I’ll do: test the limits of the human physiology-- as I subject your body to mutation after mutation until your very cell structure decays into a pile of – there I go, getting ahead of myself. Our party’s not yet complete. Man-Bat-- bring me Selina Kyle!

Batman: Catwoman? You’re behind the times, Dorian. She moved away months ago…

Emile Dorian: Nice try, Batman, but the Arkham "doctors..." replaced my scientific journals with gossip magazines. They felt it would be therapeutic...
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Tygrus: All this noise … all the smells … I’m sorry. I’m trying, but I don’t think I can find Father here.

Anthony Romulus: Look–I’ll take you to Selina Kyle first. Maybe she knows where Dorian is.

Tygrus: I’d rather not. This city is a human place. I don’t belong here. I don’t belong with Selina.

Anthony Romulus: No! You promised! If I brought you to Kyle, you’d bring me to Dorian. Let’s go!

Tygrus: You’re right. I promised, but I think it’s a mistake.

Anthony Romulus: Okay – stop on that next roof. Her building’s just past it …Stay low! It’s Batman!

Tygrus: That’s not Batman. … Selina!

Anthony Romulus: Wait, Tygrus! Stop!
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Selina Kyle: …Better hope they kill me - I know where you live, Langstrom. … Dorian. I should’ve guessed.

Emile Dorian: Ah, Ms. Kyle. It seems our winged friend caught you at an inopportune moment. I’d offer you something to wear but gallantry’s never been my strong point. Still, I suppose it’s not too late to turn over a new leaf. So, shall we say … ladies first?

*Tygrus bursts into the lab*

Tygrus: No, Father! Move aside, Father. Now.

Selina Kyle: Tygrus–? I thought you were dead.

Tygrus: I’m sorry about this, Selina. I’ll take you home now.

Emile Dorian: Let’s not be too hasty, my boy. What would you say if I offered to make you human? Would you like that?

Tygrus: More than anything. You know that.

Emile Dorian: Yes, well, let’s see … a reverse mutagen…? Wouldn’t work on him. Accelerated evolution? Too messy. Cosmetic surgery? I’m not that good. I’ve got it! Mind transference! I’ll not only give you a human body–I’ll give you the best human body in Gotham! Batman’s!

Selina Kyle: What?!
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Anthony Romulus: …Only… minutes… left. No! I’m so close!

*Transforms into the Werewolf once more*

Selina Kyle: Tygrus, please! You can’t go along with this!

Tygrus: I know that it’s wrong, Selina. But I’d do anything to be with you.

Selina Kyle: But this is crazy! I couldn’t love anyone who did something like this!

Tygrus: Perhaps. But I know you couldn’t love someone who looks like this.

Emile Dorian: I’m kicking myself, Batman. Mind transference should have occurred to me earlier. I was only planning on a few days of torture… but in Tygrus’ body, you’ll last for weeks. Shall we begin…?

The Werewolf/Anthony Romulus: Roar!!!

Emile Dorian: Man-Bat! Attack!

Man-Bat: Screech!!!

Batman: *Tygrus frees Batman from the machine* Tygrus-- We have to get out of here!

Emile Dorian: No! Stay away! Stay–

Tygrus: Go. Both of you. I have to stay. He’s a monster, but he’s also my father.

Selina Kyle: Tygrus!

Emile Dorian: Nooooo!
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Batman: Stay here. I’ll check to see if he’s… that is… you never know.

Selina Kyle: Right. You never know.

What Matters Most - Transcripts

Part One

Harper Row: And we're still on for dinner tonight?

Stephanie Brown: *over phone* As if I'd miss it! I'll swing by and pick you up, Harper.

Harper Row: Only if I get to pick the music.
 
Stephanie Brown: *over phone* But I'm the one driving!

Harper Row: So? Operating a car doesn't suddenly improve your tastes in music.

Stephanie Brown: *over phone* Rude.

Alysia Yeoh: (OS) Help! Somebody help!

Harper Row: Sorry Steph, gotta go.
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Adam Rothman: No one is coming to help you.

Harper Row: Oh yeah? *takes out Kim Simone* ... Stay behind me. You're gonna be alright.

Adam Rothman: Who do you think you are, some kind of Bat?

Harper Row: Right now, I'm just a girl with a supercharged taser.

Link Brooks: A what?

Harper Row: *Harper electrocutes Rothman, who falls to the ground unconscious. Brooks looks from Adam to the tazer and flees, tripping over Rothman in his haste to get away* Yeah, you better run! Let's get you guys out of here.
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Stephanie Brown: You hopped off the phone pretty quick earlier. What happened?

Harper Row: Just Gotham being Gotham.

Stephanie Brown: You okay?

Harper Row: I don't know, Stephanie. I just keep thinking.

Stephanie Brown: Oh, God! Thinking? The horror!

Harper Row: Shut up! *laughing*

Stephanie Brown: Thinking about what?

Harper Row: I've always hated bullies, you know. My brother used to get bullied a lot. I was the only one who would stand up for him. And then I saw there were even bigger bullies on the streets, hurting people in my neighbourhood. Batman seemed to be the only one standing up to them. So I started helping him in any way I could. But no matter how many times I put on the mask, the bullies always come back. People are scared out there. I just want to help them not be scared.

Stephanie Brown: You do help them, Harper. You've helped a lot of people.

Harper Row: I know. But sometimes I feel like there's still something more I can do.

Stephanie Brown: Well say the word and I'll be there to help.

Harper Row: Thanks, Steph. But I think this is something I have to do myself.

Stephanie Brown: At least let me send you a playlist for some inspiration.

Harper Row: Haha. Not on your life.
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Part Two

Cullen Row: Still messing around with that?

Narration: Cullen Row. Harper's younger brother. 

Harper Row: It helps me think. Thanks for making me coffee.

Cullen Row: Um, these are both for me

Harper Row: Hilarious. Gimme.

Cullen Row: You ready to talk? Or do you want to keep tinkering?

Harper Row: I've been feeling so restless lately. Like there's more I want to do to help people but I don't know what. I know Bluebird does a lot of good. But there are still people who are afraid. I want to help them. I'm not a politician or even someone like Bruce, who can donate lots of money to drive change. I'm just … me. And when I think about everything that needs to be done, it's overwhelming.

Cullen Row: Well, of course, it's overwhelming. It sounds like you're trying to solve every problem in Gotham by yourself. But you don't have to fix everything all at once.

Harper Row: Then what am I supposed to do?

Cullen Row: Change can start small. You showed me that. Remember when I used to be scared all the time? You showed me how to protect myself. And maybe those lessons didn't solve every problem in the world, but they sure helped me. You want people to be less afraid? Start by showing them how. Meanwhile, we can start working with people in the community to find better solutions to bigger problems. We're not alone anymore Harper. We don't have to do it all by ourselves.

Harper Row: When did you get so smart?

Cullen Row: I've always been brilliant and underappreciated.

Harper Row: Ain't that the truth. You're right, Cullen. I got so used to it being us against the world that I forgot to look at the bigger picture. Thanks for talking it through with me.

Cullen Row: Anytime. So, what are you going to do?

Harper Row: First I'm going to clean this up. Then … I think it's time I call in some backup.
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Harper Row: Hey, Steph. You know that thing we were talking about the other day? I think I've got something and I want your help …
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Harper Row: Hi, everyone. Thanks for signing up for our free self defence course. My name's Harper. This is Steph and Cass. We all know Gotham can be a scary place to live sometimes. We hope this class will help you keep yourself safe out there. You aren't alone here, I promise. Now let's get started.

Big Brother - Transcripts

Part One

Tim Drake: I still can't believe they're bringing back the arcade. I'm glad you could make it to the reopening Dick.

Dick Grayson: I wouldn't miss it, Tim. Too many good memories. 

Tim Drake: Yeah, memories of me kicking your butt.

Dick Grayson: And to think, I was gonna take it easy on you. 

Tim Drake: Not sure I would have been able to tell the difference. 

Dick Grayson: Oh, you're gonna regret those words. 

Damian Wayne: Hey, wait. I need a ride to the Natural History Museum. Grayson since you are a fossil, I figured you could take me.

Dick Grayson: What's at the museum?

Damian Wayne: A Xenobiology exhibit. I am supposed to write a paper about it for school. 

Dick Grayson: Maybe we could go tomorrow. We kind of have plans. 

Damian Wayne: It has to be today. I will need time tomorrow to write my paper. 

Dick Grayson: Yeah, I ... Yeah. Okay. I can take you. Tim.

Tim Drake: Don't even start. 

Dick Grayson: I'm really sorry. But it's for his school project.

Tim Drake: I know. I shouldn't have gotten mad. It's fine. 

Dick Grayson: No, it's clearly not. We can go to the arcade another day. I promise. 

Tim Drake: Yeah, until something else comes up that's more important. 

Dick Grayson: What do you mean? 

Tim Drake: When was the last time there wasn't some kind of emergency or interruption? When was the last time you hung out with anyone just for fun without having to rush off to help someone else? 

Dick Grayson: We're vigilantes, Tim. Stuff comes up. You know that. 

Tim Drake: I do know, but I'm not talking about the crime-fighting stuff. I'm talking about the everyday stuff. There's always someone who needs you. You have such a big heart Dick, and we love you for that. I love you for that. But sometimes ...  sometimes I just want to hang out with my big brother without having to fight for his attention.

Dick Grayson: I don't do that. Do I? ... Do I?

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Part Two

Jason Todd: I hate to be that guy, but being the angsty one is kind of my thing. So I'm gonna need you to stop now.

Dick Grayson: Not in the mood Jason.

Jason Todd: Is all this brooding still about that thing with Tim? 

Dick Grayson: You heard about that? 

Jason Todd: I may have been eavesdropping on his conversation with Steph last night.

Dick Grayson: Is he right? Do I always go rushing off? 

Jason Todd: I mean ... kind of. 

Dick Grayson: I see. So I guess you're here to give me a talking to, huh?

Jason Todd: Nah, I'm just hiding from Bruce. Didn't even know you'd be out here. 

Dick Grayson: Oh. 

Jason Todd: But now that you mention it, I do have a few thoughts.

Dick Grayson: Fine. Let's hear it. 

Jason Todd: He just wants to spend some time with you. You know. But there's always someone who needs saving and then you're gone again. 

Dick Grayson: Yeah, but what am I supposed to do? Not help people when they ask? 

Jason Todd: Of course not. You've always been a goody two shoes. No one expects you to stop now. But you know it's okay to set boundaries, right? 

Dick Grayson: Boundaries?

Jason Todd: Yeah. You're allowed to carve out time for yourself. There's nothing wrong with that. 

Dick Grayson: But what happens when someone asks for help? 

Jason Todd: They're about 50 people in this family and at the rate Bruce adopts kids, we'll have 100 within the next few weeks. Point is, when someone needs something, it doesn't always have to fall on you to fix it. The rest of us can help too.

Dick Grayson: The rest of us?

Jason Todd: I mean, not me, obviously. I'm super busy. But the others can lend a hand. You already showed us how to be a family. Now we just want you to be a part of it. 
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Dick Grayson: I'm really sorry about the other day. 

Tim Drake: I didn't mean to...  I don't want you to feel bad for helping everyone. I just wanted to spend some time with you.

Dick Grayson: I know. And I'm glad you said something. I'd always rather know the truth about how you're feeling. 

Tim Drake: Same goes for you.

Dick Grayson: So what do you say we finally head over to the arcade? I'm pretty sure I still owe you a butt-kicking. 

Tim Drake: Oh, it's on. 

Dick Grayson: And I promise, no interruptions this time. Unless there's a mass breakout at Arkham or something. We'll probably need to help out with that. But otherwise, no interruptions. 

Tim Drake: Sounds perfect to me.

Outlaws - Transcripts

Red Hood: Okay. Looks like we're clear. Come on.

Artemis: So this is the Batcave. It's almost as dramatic as you are, Jason.

Narration: Artemis of the Bana-Mighdall, an Amazon warrior of the highest calibre.

Red Hood: I am the least dramatic person I know. Trust me. Alright, let's move quickly; we're just gonna be in and out. This will take no more than five minutes.

Alfred Pennyworth: Ah, Master Jason. Welcome back. I saw you approaching the manor with your team and took the liberty of preparing some refreshments. Would you like them down here or upstairs?

Red Hood: We're not staying, Alfred. Just came by to pick up a few things. There's no time for snacks.

Bizarro: But...me hate little sandwiches and tea.

Narration: Bizarro, a genetic opposite of Superman. He says the opposite of what he means.

Red Hood: Fine, one cup of tea, and then we're leaving.

Alfred Pennyworth: Very good, sir.

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One cup of tea later...

Red Hood: Okay, we had our tea. Time to get moving.

Tim Drake: Oh, hey guys! Taking a break from your case?

Artemis: Yep.

Red Hood: No. We're just here to pick up a few things, and then we'll be going.

Tim Drake: Aw, that's too bad. I wanted to show Bizarro my new gaming setup.

Bizarro: Me definitely don't want to see!

Red Hood: Biz! We don't have time!

Tim Drake: Oh, relax! It'll only take a sec.

Bizarro: Yes. Only a while.

Red Hood: Unbelievable. Artemis, you have to go get him back. Artemis?

Cassandra Cain: Cool sword.

Artemis: Wanna try it out?

Cassandra Cain: Obviously.

Artemis: Sorry, Jace. Cass and I are gonna spar. We'll be done before you know it, promise.

Red Hood: But– this was only supposed to take five minutes!

Alfred Pennyworth: Indeed. Shall I set some extra places at the table for dinner? You and your team are more than welcome.

Red Hood: Oh no. Nuh-uh, I am getting the equipment I came for, and then we're leaving!

Alfred Pennyworth: Understood. I did take the liberty of preparing your favourite meal, but if you need to leave, then you need to leave.

Red Hood: You made my favourite?

Alfred Pennyworth: From scratch.

Red Hood: Urgh, fine. We'll stay for dinner. But we're not hanging around for dessert!

Alfred Pennyworth: Surely a little dessert wouldn't set you back too far?

Red Hood: We're never leaving the manor, are we?

Alfred Pennyworth: No need to be so dramatic.

Red Hood: Why is everyone calling me that today? I'm not dramatic.

Alfred Pennyworth: Of course not, Master Jason. I don't know why anyone would say such a thing.

Branching Out - Transcripts

Spoiler: Are we sure this is a good idea?

Oracle: *over radio* I'll have eyes on you the entire time and backup standing by just in case. But I think it'll be fine.

Spoiler: I hope you're right.

*knock at the door. Spoiler and Orphan look to one another sigh and open the door. Poison Ivy is standing there.*

Poison Ivy: Where is she?

Narration: Pamela Isley, a.k.a. Poison Ivy, former eco-terrorist and Harley Quinn's girlfriend.

Orphan: This way.


Harley Quinn: Ives! You're here!

Poison Ivy: I thought we'd talked about avoiding getting hit.

Harley Quinn: It's not as bad as it looks!

Poison Ivy: Oh really? Because it looks like you're severely injured.

Harley Quinn: Could a severely injured person do this? Boop!

Poison Ivy: She's on the good pain meds, huh?

Orphan: Yes.

Poison Ivy: Why don't you get some rest? I'll be here when you wake up.

Harley Quinn: Promise?

Poison Ivy: Promise. *to Spoiler and Orphan* You can go now.

Spoiler: Yeah, that's not how this works. Harley got injured on one of our ops. That means we stay until she's back on her feet.

Orphan: Our teammate. Our responsibility. We stay.

Poison Ivy: Fine. Just don't expect us to become best friends or anything.

Orphan: Fine.

Spoiler: *to break the awkwardness* Sooo, what do we call you? Dr. Isley? Pam? Ivy? Dr. Ivy?

Poison Ivy: Ivy's fine.

Spoiler: Ivy. Cool. That's cool.

Spoiler: Hey, can you tell me what I'm doing wrong with my house plant? Hold on, I've got a pic somewhere...

Poison Ivy: I told you, I'm not interested in-- What did you do to the poor thing?

Spoiler: Hey! I don't know! I'm following all the instructions!

Poison Ivy: It looks like you're over-watering it.

Orphan: Too much water is bad? ... What?
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The next day

Harley Quinn: Ives?

Poison Ivy: See, if we put them on the balcony, they'll get just enough sunlight in the afternoon.

Spoiler: Can you walk me through the watering schedule again?

Harley Quinn: Well, you've all been busy.

Poison Ivy: How are you feeling?

Harley Quinn: I'm fine. Did you have fun making friends?

Poison Ivy: Shut up. We're not friends.

Harley Quinn: Uh-huh. Totally. They just kinda grow on you, don't they?

Poison Ivy: Yeah, they kinda do.

Deleted Scenes - Transcripts

Part One: 

Earth

Black Hand: (IM) I hear his name. Rory Regan. The Ragman. He sees trash for treasure, lives in self-imposed poverty and clutches to the Káballah in some misguided hope to cure our society of its inequity. But despite what he believes, not everyone was created equal. It's called the food chain.
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Black Hand: Your suit is an ancient patchwork prison of people stitched together by your vengeance. Each rag a different transgressor you've stolen. You may be their jailer, Rory Regan-- --but we are their masters. And we want your inmates back. Rory Regan is like the others the voice sends me after. Those who have manipulated and escaped death.

Black Power Rings: Flssh. Flssh. Flssh.
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Black Hand: (OS) Carter Hall and Kendra Saunders.

Black Lantern Hawkman: *swings his mace at Green Lantern* I'd rather be spilling Green Arrow's blood, but I'll settle for your pompous ass, Jordan.
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Black Hand: (OS) Boston Brand. Crispus Allen.

Black Lantern Spectre: *aclimitising to his resurrection* You are not Hal Jordan. I have no interest in you.
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Black Hand: They will play with your essence no more.

Black Power Rings: Aaron Haaland of Earth. Jack O'Mullane of Earth. Jason Blanchard of Earth. Chaz Simmons of Earth. Dann McNerney of Earth. Lauren Howes of Earth. Andrew Westin of Earth. Rise.

Ragman: *Screams as Black Lanterns tear themselves out of the Suit of Souls* Arrrr!!

Black Hand: Mm. All of this death.

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Part Two: 

Keystone City - The Black Market Art Gallery of the Rainbow Raiders.

Blue: We never even had a chance to take on any of the Flashes, Red. I never did.

Red: Do you really think we would've won? We picked up and divided the gear of one of the most disrespected rogues in the business, guys. We're lucky we're not rotting away in Iron Heights, but let's all face it, it was only a matter of time. If there was time left. The dead are taking over the earth. Here's to being on the winning side.

The Rainbow Raiders: The winning side!

*choking, guttering, spluttering. The Rainbow Raiders drop to the floor, dead. Lightning illuminates their still corpses. There are no Black Power Rings coming to resurrect them.*
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The Flash:  As far as we know, only the dead with emotional ties to us are rising. The rest are staying in their graves.

Mother and Son - Transcripts

*Damian goes about his school day. He knows he is being watched, but can't do anything about it. Not yet at least*

Damian Wayne: (IM) I've been trained by the best of the best. I know when I'm being watched. It's difficult maintaining a civilian identity. Too many unexplained absences and people begin asking questions. I've promised Father not to draw too much attention to myself... and I'm going to keep that promise. Still, it wouldn't do to waste any time. One does not keep Talia al Ghul waiting.

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Robin: Mother.

Talia al Ghul: Your skills need some work, Damian. I've been waiting almost seven hours.

Narration: Talia al Ghul. Daughter of Ra's al Ghul. She's a powerful ally -- and a deadly enemy.

Robin: I knew you were here. I had other responsibilities.

Talia al Ghul: It appears your priorities need some adjusting, too.

Robin: What do you want?

Talia al Ghul: To test how your abilities are developing under your Father's training. Nothing more.

Robin: I know what your tests are like, Mother. This is something else.

Talia al Ghul: Your Father has imparted his detective skills, at least. That's good. 

Robin: If you have a question, ask it. I didn't come here to be judged. 

Talia al Ghul: ... Are you happy?

Robin: What? 

Talia al Ghul: This life-- the life you've chosen with your Father and all the others-- --does it make you happy? 

Robin: *looks down at his feet* For most of my life, all I knew was the League of Assassins. I had a purpose. A mission. And I thought that was happiness. Then I came here. I found a new way to live, a family unlike anything I knew I could have. *sighs* Things here aren't perfect. Sometimes we fight. Sometimes we make mistakes. Sometimes Father forgets he doesn't have to do things alone anymore. But...yes. The answer to your question is yes. I am happy here.

Talia al Ghul: I have made many difficult decisions in my life. Some I have been sure of. Some I have regretted. Letting you go was the hardest decision I have ever made. But if it has allowed you to find something good, then I am glad.

Robin: Will I see you again?

Talia al Ghul: Keep your eyes open and your skills sharp, and I'm sure you will.

Robin: Until next time, mother.