Stavros: Commissioner Gordon?
Alex: Forget it, Stavros. Your meeting's been cancelled. *Savros runs, terrified down the alley* He's on his way, boss.
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Stavros: *runs into a dead end* No. No! *a car - personalised with the Maximillian Shipping logo - drives down the alley and stops. A figure exits the car, towering over the cowering man* Please, please. It's not what you think. I wasn't gonna say anything. Honest.
Maxie Zeus: Silence! First, you transgress against me. Then you force me to descend to the mortal plane. And now you say I know not what I think?
Stavros: No!
Maxie Zeus: To the depths of Tartarus with you.
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Doctor: He's a lucky guy. If those tyres hadn't absorbed the shock, he ...
Commissioner Gordon: Just a minute. The weather was clear tonight and you say that man was struck by lightning?
Doctor: I guess you'll have to ask him what happened whenever he wakes up.
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Batman: His name is Yanni Stavros. He works for Maximillian Shipping Lines, as a scheduler.
Commissioner Gordon: You know him?
Batman: He's been under Interpol investigation for selling vital shipping schedules to hijackers.
Commissioner Gordon: That fits. Stavros had offered to give me some information so he could cut a deal with the feds.
Batman: What kind of information?
Commissioner Gordon: Ever hear of something called an EDC?
Batman: The electron discharge cannon. A fourth-generation energy weapon being developed by a combined U.S.-European alliance. This prototype was stolen when being shipped overseas.
*Commissioner Gordon plays a disk on the nearby tv*
U.S Weapons Development Film Narrator: This film contains classified information on defense project 406562 the electron discharge cannon. For authorized personnel only.
Batman: And you think Stavros was either involved in the theft or knows who was.
Commissioner Gordon: I pray that he does, because if that infernal device falls into the wrong hands ...
Batman: Maybe it already has.
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Clio: The grand jury is building another case, and I can't stop them this time. There are allegations of bribery, extortion and racketeering all pointing back to you, Max. Sure, I'm your assistant, but there's only so much I can do on my own. Max? Maxie? Come on, look at me when I'm talking to you.
Maxie Zeus: You bore me with these tales of petty human concerns.
Clio: You're doing it again, Maxie.
Maxie Zeus: You are Clio, my muse of history. Amuse me with tales of ancient times, when mortals trembled at the name of Zeus.
Clio: You want a story? I got one. There was this guy named Max, who, because he had been lucky so far in the smuggling racket, believed himself to be untouchable superior, godlike.
Maxie Zeus: There's a cynical edge to your voice I don't appreciate. Know you not I am above mortal constraints of right and wrong?
Clio: No one is above the law, Max.
Maxie Zeus: I make my own laws. *crushes a figurine in his grasp. Clio shrinks back*
Clio: Maxie, please. Don't look at me as if you don't know me. What's happened to you? To us? After all we've been through together. After all we meant to ... *distracted by the rumblings of the Batplane's engines* What's that?
Maxie Zeus: Who dares? Of course. Like the shadow of ebon-winged night, he rises from the dark realm. Behold, the coming of my brother, Lord Hades.
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Maxie Zeus: Welcome, Lord Hades.
Clio: Be serious, Max. That's Batman.
Maxie Zeus: But Batman is a mere mortal. And what mortal could reach the summit of Mount Olympus and survive? Come, dark brother. Avail yourself of the nectar of the gods.
Batman: No, thanks. I just want to ask you a few questions about ...
Maxie Zeus: Hold. The words of the gods are not for the ears of mere muses.
Clio: Yep, that's me, just a lowly muse. Whatever.
Maxie Zeus: Now, my brother, what brings you to me? Has Lord Vulcan been causing you trouble again?
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Alex: The Batman? Upstairs?
Maxie's Thug: What do we do?
Alex: If his lordship wants us, he'll holler.
Clio: You're taking this too lightly, Alex. We're in trouble. Maxie's worse than ever. When was the last time he wore real clothes in the office?
Alex: You know the boss and Greek stuff. It's his thing.
Clio: Well, his thing is about to blow this shipping firm out of the water. And maybe Maxie with it.
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Maxie Zeus: An electron discharge cannon?
Batman: You run one of the world's largest shipping firms. I thought you might know how the hijackers moved it.
Maxie Zeus: Why should Zeus be concerned about the weapons of man when he can call forth thunderbolts of his own? *uses his thunderbolt to melt another figurine* This audience is at an end. *with a click of a button the gargoyles lining the stone columns of the temple turn and open their mouths ... they have been fitted with guns where the eyes should be* Awake, my harpies. Begone, Lord Hades. Get thee back to thine own realm. Do not come again to Olympus until bidden.
Batman: I think I get the message.
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Clio: *from the street below, she watches the Batwing leave. Begins to cry* Oh, Max, what's happening to you?
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Alex: You called, boss? I mean, thou didst summon us, O great Zeus?
Maxie Zeus: Indeed I did. For you are to be among the first pitiful mortals to bear witness to the dawn of a new age. Soon all mortals will tremble once more at the fury of Zeus reborn.
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Clio: *weeping over a figure of the pair in Greece. It is a happier time. Both are smiling.* Come back to me, Maxie... *in a flash of lightning, Batman is illuminated. He has been watching her* What do you want?
Batman: The same thing you do. To help Maximillian Zeus.
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Clio: *pours herself some tea* He wasn't always this way, you know. But then business got bad and he started handling cargo for the mob. After a while, with the pressure, the tension, things got confused. He's not living in the real world anymore. Maybe you can relate to that.
Batman: You're the only one who can get me close enough to help him while some of the man you knew still exists.
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*Clio drives through the Olympus Building parking garage, opening the security doors with her biometric readings. She is nervous as she passes the armed security guard on duty, but he lets her pass with no comment. She parks the car in the garage and opens the boot.
This is as far as I can take you. Now you're on your own. *distracted by two figures nearby she looks away. Batman takes the opportunity to climb into the vents* Batman?
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Clio: *in the lift, it jutters and clangs to a stop* This isn't the roof. *she presses the roof button again. Nothing happens. Then suddenly the door is open. Alex is standing there. He grabs her.*
Alex: Sorry, Ms. Droukas. Boss's orders. This is as far as you go.
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*A GCPG blimp breaks its usual patrol route. It flies past the roof on alert for suspicious activity*
Maxie Zues: Like Bellerophon astride winged Pegasus yon foolish mortals dare encroach on sacred Olympus.
Maxie's Thug: Does he mean us?
Maxie Zeus: Get thee back unto the mortal plane.
Alex: No, Maxie. Not the cops.
*the E.D.C rotates to face the blimp. It crackles as it charges up and then shoots the police vehicle out of the air.
Maxie's Thug: I don't believe it.
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Civilian: It's on fire!
Civilian #2: It's gonna crash.
Civilian #3: It's gonna explode.
Civilians: Oh, no. Get back!
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Maxie Zeus: *watching the explosion in the streets below* Feel the wrath of Zeus, thou insignificant ...
Clio: Max, what have you done? You could have killed someone.
Maxie Zeus: How dare you speak with such disloyalty?
Clio: But, Maxie, please, you know I love you.
Maxie Zeus: Clio? I'm sorry... I can't ... Thou art no longer fit to be among us. Tie her to the thunderbolt of Zeus.
Maxie's Thug: Boss, don't you think you may be carrying things a bit? *he screams as he is struck in the chest by Zeus' thunderbolt*
Maxie Zeus: Alexander, will thou do my bidding?
Alex: Nothing personal, Ms. Droukas.
*Alex drags Clio away, her screams muffled by his hand. An alarm beeps, Maxie goes to see what it is; a proximity alarm*
Maxie Zeus: So no longer like an eagle against the sky but as a worm crawling through the dirt does Lord Hades try to regain Olympus. Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair.
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*Batman walks through the dark corridor, with only a small torch to guide him. He falls through a trap door and tumbles down a chute into a large room full of Greek statues.*
Maxie Zeus: (Over radio) Heracles bested 12 labours before I received him. And so it shall be with you, bat demon.
*Batman investigates the statue of the Hydra. It hisses. It is not stone, it is three snakes coiled around a pillar. One of the snakes begins to constrict Batman, squeezing him in its bone-crushing grasp. Gasping and groaning for air, he reaches for his utility belt and in a last-ditch effort, sprays the snake in the face with knockout gas. Its grip loosens as it loses consciousness.*
Maxie Zeus: (Over radio) So you have survived my hydra. But many more challenges await.
*A grunting echoes down the corridor, it gets louder and the ground shakes. There are squeals and oinks as a giant boar smashes through the wall. Batman lassos the charging beast, which ends in disaster as he is thrown through a plate glass window, sending him plummeting to the pavement below.*
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Maxie Zeus: *watching Batman's life signal disappear* Alas. Farewell, my dark brother.
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*Batman pulles himself up onto a flat bit of roof, jutting out halfway down the building. He grabs his grappling hook at fires, propelling him up to the top*
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Maxie Zeus: Be not afraid, my muse. For once thou hast been cleansed by the fire from Olympus thou shalt be as a goddess at my side throughout eternity. *Clio screams and protests are muffled* Let the heavens scream. Let the earth tremble. Let mortals know the gods of old live again!
*A Batarang hits the E.D.C's control panel. It sparks*
Batman: It's over, Maxie.
Maxie Zeus: Alexander, destroy the bat demon.
Alex: But, boss, maybe we shouldn't
Maxie Zeus: Traitors! My harpies, awake. Destroy all who oppose me.
*The "harpies" open fire on Batman and Alex. Alex dives into the swimming pool, just out of range from the barrage of rounds. Batman takes down the harpies. The E.D.C begins to warm up. Batman throws Zeus across the table as he tries to run him through with his thunderbolt. Rushing over to the computer, he taps several keys. The machine powers down. Batman frees Clio.*
Clio: Thank you, Bat... Look out.
Maxie Zeus: Begone, thou foul bat demon. *a blast from Zeus's lightning bolt throws him off the roof* Get thee back to the underworld where thee belongs. Such is the fate of all who dare to thwart the gods.
Clio: *as Maxie Zeus powers up the EDC once more* Oh, no. *noticing Batman survived* It's going to fire!
*Batman grabs Zeus's discarded thunderbolt and hurls it at the EDC. It hits the barrel of the pulse cannon, shattering the glass and causing it to discharge bolts of electricity.*
Maxie Zeus: No! That's mine. *Maxie sprints after the thunderbolt
Clio: Maxie, no!
Batman: Get down!
*Batman shields Clio with his cape. Zeus is electrocuted. He flies backwards, hitting his head. The thunderbolt clatters nearby*
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Maxie Zeus: *Zeus is wheeled down a corridor in Arkham Asylum on a gurney* Now, this is truly Olympus. Surely it can be no other place. There's beautiful Demeter, goddess of the harvest. And double-faced Janus, lord of beginnings and endings. And merry Hermes, the trickster of the gods. Now, at last, mighty Zeus is home.
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Places of Note:
Zorbas: A Greek restaurant in Downtown Gotham. Maxie Zeus and his employees corner and attack Stavros, silencing him before he can testify to the GCPD.
The Olympus Building: The corporate headquarters for Maximillian Shipping, Zeus ordered for the roof of the building to be turned into his own Greecian temple, which he would consider his own personal Olympus.
Trivia:
- According to Yanni Stavros' file, he is 52 and lives at 47 Walby Street, Gotham 10068. He is a shipping scheduler.
- The EDC Program floppy disk - File 63A.97342, weapons development - that Commissioner Gordon showed Batman contained classified information from the Department of Security, with restricted access to all but the most qualified personnel.