Outlaws - Transcripts

Red Hood: Okay. Looks like we're clear. Come on.

Artemis: So this is the Batcave. It's almost as dramatic as you are, Jason.

Narration: Artemis of the Bana-Mighdall, an Amazon warrior of the highest calibre.

Red Hood: I am the least dramatic person I know. Trust me. Alright, let's move quickly; we're just gonna be in and out. This will take no more than five minutes.

Alfred Pennyworth: Ah, Master Jason. Welcome back. I saw you approaching the manor with your team and took the liberty of preparing some refreshments. Would you like them down here or upstairs?

Red Hood: We're not staying, Alfred. Just came by to pick up a few things. There's no time for snacks.

Bizarro: But...me hate little sandwiches and tea.

Narration: Bizarro, a genetic opposite of Superman. He says the opposite of what he means.

Red Hood: Fine, one cup of tea, and then we're leaving.

Alfred Pennyworth: Very good, sir.

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One cup of tea later...

Red Hood: Okay, we had our tea. Time to get moving.

Tim Drake: Oh, hey guys! Taking a break from your case?

Artemis: Yep.

Red Hood: No. We're just here to pick up a few things, and then we'll be going.

Tim Drake: Aw, that's too bad. I wanted to show Bizarro my new gaming setup.

Bizarro: Me definitely don't want to see!

Red Hood: Biz! We don't have time!

Tim Drake: Oh, relax! It'll only take a sec.

Bizarro: Yes. Only a while.

Red Hood: Unbelievable. Artemis, you have to go get him back. Artemis?

Cassandra Cain: Cool sword.

Artemis: Wanna try it out?

Cassandra Cain: Obviously.

Artemis: Sorry, Jace. Cass and I are gonna spar. We'll be done before you know it, promise.

Red Hood: But– this was only supposed to take five minutes!

Alfred Pennyworth: Indeed. Shall I set some extra places at the table for dinner? You and your team are more than welcome.

Red Hood: Oh no. Nuh-uh, I am getting the equipment I came for, and then we're leaving!

Alfred Pennyworth: Understood. I did take the liberty of preparing your favourite meal, but if you need to leave, then you need to leave.

Red Hood: You made my favourite?

Alfred Pennyworth: From scratch.

Red Hood: Urgh, fine. We'll stay for dinner. But we're not hanging around for dessert!

Alfred Pennyworth: Surely a little dessert wouldn't set you back too far?

Red Hood: We're never leaving the manor, are we?

Alfred Pennyworth: No need to be so dramatic.

Red Hood: Why is everyone calling me that today? I'm not dramatic.

Alfred Pennyworth: Of course not, Master Jason. I don't know why anyone would say such a thing.