Branching Out - Transcripts

Spoiler: Are we sure this is a good idea?

Oracle: *over radio* I'll have eyes on you the entire time and backup standing by just in case. But I think it'll be fine.

Spoiler: I hope you're right.

*knock at the door. Spoiler and Orphan look to one another sigh and open the door. Poison Ivy is standing there.*

Poison Ivy: Where is she?

Narration: Pamela Isley, a.k.a. Poison Ivy, former eco-terrorist and Harley Quinn's girlfriend.

Orphan: This way.

Harley Quinn: Ives! You're here!

Poison Ivy: I thought we'd talked about avoiding getting hit.

Harley Quinn: It's not as bad as it looks!

Poison Ivy: Oh really? Because it looks like you're severely injured.

Harley Quinn: Could a severely injured person do this? Boop!

Poison Ivy: She's on the good pain meds, huh?

Orphan: Yes.

Poison Ivy: Why don't you get some rest? I'll be here when you wake up.

Harley Quinn: Promise?

Poison Ivy: Promise. *to Spoiler and Orphan* You can go now.

Spoiler: Yeah, that's not how this works. Harley got injured on one of our ops. That means we stay until she's back on her feet.

Orphan: Our teammate. Our responsibility. We stay.

Poison Ivy: Fine. Just don't expect us to become best friends or anything.

Orphan: Fine.

Spoiler: *to break the awkwardness* Sooo, what do we call you? Dr. Isley? Pam? Ivy? Dr. Ivy?

Poison Ivy: Ivy's fine.

Spoiler: Ivy. Cool. That's cool.

Spoiler: Hey, can you tell me what I'm doing wrong with my house plant? Hold on, I've got a pic somewhere...

Poison Ivy: I told you, I'm not interested in-- What did you do to the poor thing?

Spoiler: Hey! I don't know! I'm following all the instructions!

Poison Ivy: It looks like you're over-watering it.

Orphan: Too much water is bad? ... What?

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The next day

Harley Quinn: Ives?

Poison Ivy: See, if we put them on the balcony, they'll get just enough sunlight in the afternoon.

Spoiler: Can you walk me through the watering schedule again?

Harley Quinn: Well, you've all been busy.

Poison Ivy: How are you feeling?

Harley Quinn: I'm fine. Did you have fun making friends?

Poison Ivy: Shut up. We're not friends.

Harley Quinn: Uh-huh. Totally. They just kinda grow on you, don't they?

Poison Ivy: Yeah, they kinda do.