Batman: Before we head out, there are still some open cases we need to discuss. Kite Man is on the loose. Who wants to take point? Anyone? *no one answers* Fine. Stephanie, Kite Man is yours.
Spoiler: Hard pass. Kite Man keeps trying to become my nemesis, and I'm just like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" No means no, dude.
Batman: That's not a valid reason.
Spoiler: Hard pass.
Batman: Fine, we'll come back to Kite Man. Now. The Baffler has been causing problems by docks. Gordon asked us to intervene.
Red Robin: Knock-off Riddler? Seriously?
Batman: Thanks for volunteering, Tim.
Red Robin: What? No fair! *the others laugh. Tim turns to Dick* I'll give you twenty bucks if you take this case.
Nightwing: Sorry, Timmy. No deal.
Batman: Which brings us to our last case. ... Condiment King.
Nightwing: Ugh, not him again!
Orphan: The worst.
Spoiler: I'll take Kite Man if it means I don't have to fight Condiment King.
Batman: Sold.
Nightwing & Orphan: That leaves...
Nightwing: Cass--
Orphan: No.
Nightwing: You owe me--
Orphan: No.
Nightwing: *sigh* ... Fine, I'll take Condiment King.
Red Robin: Bet Baffler's looking real good to you right now.
Nightwing: *defeated* It took me three weeks to get the mustard smell out of my uniform last time. Three weeks! *the others delight at his misfortune*
Batman: Thank God that worked. I hate fighting Condiment King.
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